Thursday, 13 June 2013

Jokes...

Q. What is black and white and read all over?
A. A newspaper

By Olivia

Knock knock
Who's there?
Pear
Pear who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Pear
Pear who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say pear!!!

By Olivia

Q. Why was 6 scared of 7
A. Because, 7 8 9.

By Olivia

Q. What does a nitter do when they're nitting?
A. Scratches your head.

By Charlotte

Q. Why did the whale cross the road?
A. To get to the other tide.

By Ruby

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